Meteors striking the Earth.
Global warming or dimming.
Iran as a nuclear power.
Suitcase Nukes
Terrorism.
Osama.
Russia's Puty-pute.
Economic Collapse.
And now the nightmare of Methane gas.

The Welsh police force is training its dogs to headbutt criminals rather than bite them, because politically correct - 'PC' - bosses are afraid that allowing the dogs to bite criminals will infringe their human rights!

After a ten year ban on the sale of sexual devices, Alabama reconsiders the ban before the State Legislature.

"Laws are made to protect the public." says Dan Ireland, executive director of the Alabama Citizens' Action Program, a Baptist group.

The good news is vibrator related deaths in Alabama are down 69%.

The ongoing battle of Western Civilization against nouns. That's right, nouns.

The new face of corporate branding. Make people feel good about buying.

Put a different kind of change in your pocket.

From Yahoo news "Experts praise airport security warning"

"The TSA's intelligence circular that leaked this week demonstrates that the agency the flying public loves to hate has matured beyond confiscating nail clippers, tweezers and lighters, they said Wednesday."

A seven year old boy appears on the "no-fly list."

If you are familiar with 7 year old boys you are no doubt aware they can be quite troublesome. If you consider the sneakiness of an international terrorist organization who's everywhere and nowhere at the same time, you have to ask yourself "Is this boy a terrorist?"

The "iPhone."

I don't have one, don't want one, don't need one.

I'm saturated with the bullshit associated with this device. It's just a phone from your favorite fruit company. Apple Computers seems to think they invented the "i" in their product names. I think not. Here's why...

My great Grandfather I Phineas Allison invented the use of the word "i" not Apple Computer. He often spoke of himself in the third person, as "I" was his first name (pronounced Aye, which in Gaelic means "yes" as an affirmation of a sacred oath).

The world is truly going to hell in a hand-basket (available at Pier 1 while supplies last). Lesbians are kissing on a bus in Seattle.. The bus driver, apparently under duress kicks the girls off the bus.

In order to be a good liberal I have to see the "Human Rights" issue more than the overwhelming reasons illegal immigration is not good for the country.

Unfortunately, in order to be a good little liberal you have to accept ridiculous arguments concerning illegal immigration. Sorry, I can't be a good little liberal. What AlterNet, TheNation and other rags don't tell you is that the majority of real people that consider themselves liberals are against illegal immigration. Many conservatives are too, regardless of what a rich conservative Republican says (They do the work nobody else wants to do). One guy, Max Blumenthal basically says if you disagree you are either a racist, skinhead, Militiamen, Neo-Nazi, blah blah blah (No shit!). Well, they is a little truth to it, but it's slanted to frame everyone who does not accept the influx of illegal aliens must be a flaming Nazi hate monger. "Hell, I don't want to be branded a Hater by my liberal friends." Gotcha! It's the same freaking tactic conservative freaks and wing-nuts use to accept patently absurd arguments (Do I smell Hegelian Dialectic?). Great job supporting the influx of illegal aliens under the guise of progressive liberals everywhere (While serving the cause of cheap labor for our corporate masters and ahemm repungnicans.

I find it comical establishment liberals and conservatives each take advantage of these unfortunate people as cheap labor from each side of the argument. I also find it farcical that they are, in politically correct jargon, referred to as "Undocumented Workers/Aliens" when in many cases they are using forged documents to gain employment. They are heavily documented, yet falsely. To go one step further many are having children here who gain citizenship by virtue of birth who become the only legal members of the family, who, incidentally can't work, but can burden an already troubled system.