Category
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Based off the film "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" starring Clint Eastwood.
The word triage comes from the French word trier, which means "to sort".
Good: Someone performed a helpful act
Bad: Did something wrong
Ugly: An act performed beyond the realm of reason
About this category
It's easy to accept some might be offended by "Losing My Religion" category. These articles could challenge beliefs. I am not "anti" anything but anti-bullshit. Religion falls under my microscope just as well as politics, institutions and inter-personal relationships.
If we institutional religious belief we'll simply inherit a godless religion. It's my personal belief that religion as practiced in today's world in simply an empty shell of human spirituality, which is a uniquly personal experience and should stay that way.
An Introduction...
I observe, therefore I react.
Do you often wonder why things are the way they are? Question consensus reality?
Things aren't always as they seem. I simply question the phenomenon called "Consensual Reality." Don't believe a word you see here, go find the answers for yourself. Develop a critical eye. Question everything.
These are simply ramblings. Comedic in intent and not meant to be taken too seriously. If offended, you have a limited sense of humor which may be a hindrance in social settings.
Doomsday!
Meteors striking the Earth.
Global warming or dimming.
Iran as a nuclear power.
Suitcase Nukes
Terrorism.
Osama.
Russia's Puty-pute.
Economic Collapse.
And now the nightmare of Methane gas.
Women want me.
It's true. I have that special "someting" that women desire.
Maybe it's my long rockstar ( or hippie) hair or a body like Michaelangleo's statue of "David" (The color, not the body).
Bow Chicka Chicka Bow
--Begin Dream Sequence--
I like Sarah Palin. She's hot in a MILF kind of way. She's like Tina Fey, but with power.
TV and the remarkable remote
An early technological feat was the invention of the television remote. Tired of getting up to change the channel? Use the remote!
Zenith is proud to have brought the world 50 years of channeling surfing.
Let me show you there is nothing to be proud of....
Legal instrument: Headbutting police dogs
The Welsh police force is training its dogs to headbutt criminals rather than bite them, because politically correct - 'PC' - bosses are afraid that allowing the dogs to bite criminals will infringe their human rights!
Alabama battle against dildos rages on
After a ten year ban on the sale of sexual devices, Alabama reconsiders the ban before the State Legislature.
"Laws are made to protect the public." says Dan Ireland, executive director of the Alabama Citizens' Action Program, a Baptist group.
The good news is vibrator related deaths in Alabama are down 69%.
Inconvenient truths
- When I walk through soot I leave a large carbon footprint.
- Ninety percent of meetings are conspiratorial in nature.
- Sex after 30 is like sex before 30 except without the drive.
- There are more polar bears today than in the 1950's. Yes, they are dying in greater numbers.
- 9/11 is the day that changed everything, including my will to exercise.
- Online dating is the last refuge of scoundrels.
- Gun control is like birth control.
