From the "Celebrity News Network" (CNN):

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colorado (AP) -- For half a century, the military agency dedicated to detecting threats against the United States and Canada has reported Santa's sleigh ride to curious youngsters around the world.

The NSA may monitor Santa also. I'm sure all the international calls he makes is quite suspect. There is a "War on Christmas" after all. Is this in the best interest of the country? I for one want to know where he's at and what he's doing.

The majority of everything I've seen under the tannenbaum appears to originate from China, not the elves, as we have been lead to believe. This economic trade between China and Santa Inc. LLC clearly places China in direct competition with the US. It appears Santa is taking the Christ out of Christmas.

The Elves have suffered a blow due to Santa's outsourcing jobs to third world countries. A source close the St. Nick said he remarked, "It's a global economy, you either accept it or lose to Americas number one retailer, Wal-Mart."

Many elves are traveling the "Dwarf Bowling" circuit in the off-season in order to make ends meet. Many human rights groups have tried to put an end to this form of entertainment in the "interest of the elves." It has been long rumored Santa has made contributions to these so-called "human interest groups" for questionable reasons. Is there a rift in between Santa and the Elves Union (UEW)?

Questions: Who is trying to quash the lively of the Elves? Are liberal front organizations acting as humanitarians, trying to silence the Elves because they know something?

Is Santa being forced into the "Global Economy” or is he a major player? It's the authors opinion Santa LLC is either a front organization or Santa sold his majority share to a major retailer and simply remains a paid spokesman for the company. Either way something is fishy.

There may be a conspiracy for the US to maintain the pretext of Christmas, as we have known it under the "Santa Clause."

Side note: "Santa Clause" is the operational project name of a CIA think-tank who's goal was to subvert Christmas by making it's figurehead an Aryan "Saint Nicolas" rather than Jesus. The ultimate goal was a two-pronged attack against Christianity and moving gift-giving into the consumer realm, further strengthen future funding of other covert operations and declaring a fictitious "War on Christmas." The "war" being used to instill unquestioning loyalty in the current regime and an overwhelming fear in western culture of losing their values. This document is published on the Internet. Its authenticity cannot be verified and has been hotly debated in conspiracy groups. This "Santa Clause" has been a diabolical plan for the last 50 years. It should be noted many major retailers and captains of industry have been willing participates of this plan. As usual, the Media claims this is a just a "conspiracy theory" and will not bother pursuing the issue.

The reader should note that Christmas has become more commercial within the last 50 years. It's amazing that NORAD is tracking Santa when millions of Mexicans are crossing the border. Is this a diversionary tactic? Is the US being used as the global elites "Christmas Cops.”

There appears to be a vested interest in the financial elite to maintain the illusion of "New World Christmas." Has the US succumbed to this nefarious group? Has our government merely been players all along? Is there a core group of patriots within the government who are trying to shakes the chains of a global world government called the "United Nations."

Mass panic would ensue if the citizens of the world knew that Christmas was being used to propagate the goals of the ”One World Government." Christian fundamentalists appear to be willing participants in making Christmas a “Santa event” rather than a Jesus one, EVEN WHILE CLAIMING THEY SUPPORT JESUS! Yea right, Santa gives gifts and Jesus supports bombing Iraq in to the Stone Age. Sadly, it appears to be working.

"Bomb them all to hell in the name of Jesus."
--Jerry Falwell, press agent for Jesus Christ on CNN

(I doubt Jesus supports this type of activity.)

I'm having a hard time unraveling whether Santa is a part of the NWO or it's most ardent challenger. It's almost impossible to determine if the US, under the Bush regime, is actively pursuing the NWO agenda or actively taking steps to prevent it.

It may be a disinformation campaign.

Problem-Reaction-Solution.

This is war after all but it’s not the war you think it is.

Some children are well aware of what Santa is all about. Look at their reactions.