--Begin Dream Sequence--

I like Sarah Palin. She's hot in a MILF kind of way. She's like Tina Fey, but with power.

Double Shock Power!

It doesn't matter what her politics are, which party she belongs to or her position on the issues. She likes guns, I like guns. The basis for a short-term relationship, that and hard liquor or massive quantities of beer.

I do know she's in favor of being drilled in Alaska (from what I hear). She also said during the Republican National Convention that she is in favor of "laying pipe" in Alaska. So am I! Uh, my pipe that is.

If McCain is elected it gives every twenty-something pizza delivery boy the hope he could score with the VP. Even a porn movie as this theme would yield a higher income than Deep Throat.

"The President isn't in, do you want come inside and try a slice of my hot pie." 

I'd buy a old beater car and deliver pizzas. Drive. Bank. Coin. Score.

It's every young man's dream to score with the most powerful woman on the planet and then be expected to take the trash out of the Whitehouse, think about your future, buy a nice suit, pick up your socks and start saving money. She'd love me for who I am and then expect me to change a little later in the relationship. Normal stuff.

I expressed my attitude to my wife and she wasn't too happy about it. "You'd never be able to sleep with her." Maybe not, but is there is a single solitary, one in a million chance I would do it. It would be like winning the lottery. Really, if you held a winning lottery ticket would you say "Na, I don't want it." You say "Hell yea, show me the money!" Yep, you'd be protected by the Secret Service until you pissed her off (and you would piss her off, just a matter of time). It would be worth it because we guys only think about the short-term score. You'd be a little uncomfortable with her kids thinking you were a long lost uncle, but we could play it if need be.

I know, its really crude, but thinking about the most powerful woman in the world bent over yelling 'Code Red' or with her knees on my shoulders and the red phone ringing. Its really fucking hot. I could be a man-whore for a while. It would make me the most powerful man-whore on the FUCKING PLANET! Yeah!

Does it matter we didn't know much about her prior to being named as a Vice Presidential candidate? Perfect! She has experience if she doesn't have a "known history" if you know what I mean.

--End Dream Sequence-- 

When I saw a YouTube video of her shooting a wolf from an airplane and the wolf writhing in pain from the crack of repeated fire, it kinda of blew the whole fantasy for me. At least wolves know who they are. They don't let their prey suffer the agony of a prolonged and agonizing death. 

That's one heartless fucking woman. Even Dick Cheney only took one clean shot of a lawyer.

I'll get over it considering I'm not drinking the sugary dye-laden beverage of the Obama camp. Sorry, this woman is far more articulate than BHO with a tele-prompter. You Betcha!

The above is crude and intended to be comedic, although in poor taste. Sarah Paulin is simply an attractive woman of which I'm still thinking of in a very human way.