After a ten year ban on the sale of sexual devices, Alabama reconsiders the ban before the State Legislature.

"Laws are made to protect the public." says Dan Ireland, executive director of the Alabama Citizens' Action Program, a Baptist group.

The good news is vibrator related deaths in Alabama are down 69%.

Somewhere in Alabama, next to a tar-paper shack, a dildo swings from a lonely and majestic Southern pine. The evening silence betraying the former evil laughter that swept over the gently rolling hills.

The scattered remains of a blow up doll lie no more than a stones throw away. She'll never know the joy of having a cock shoved forcefully down her silicone throat or the luxury of a pearl necklace her sister in New York receives daily.

No traveler, butt-plugs are not allowed in this sleepy little town. Upon discovery it'll clearly show you are a city dweller and the warm smiles, iced tea and moon pie socials will turn to a harsh and swift vengeance. For you are no longer welcomed.

Further down the road, I pass a double wide trailer with a sign that says "Cucumbers, 25 cents an inch. No questions asked."

Time for slogans to support the cause.

• "When cockrings are outlawed only outlaws will have cockrings."
• "You'll have to pry my vibrating pussy from my cold, dead hands."
• "Dildos don't kill people, people do."
• "A condom is like a parachute, when you need it you know it."
• "Better to have a strap-on and not need it, than to need a strap-on and not have it."
• "Mouth open, eyes shut, vibrator on!"
• "If it can't overheat it doesn't have enough batteries."