Proctologists
Are all proctologists anal?
Do they tailgate?
Generally golfers? If so, do they just play one hole?
Always make par for the course?
Do their patients always make an ass of themselves?
I went to a proctologists and asked for a second opinion. He said "Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one." I consider him an authority on the subject.
When a protologist says "This won't hurt you a bit" does this mean he's first?
Does everything a protologist touches turn to shit?
Is their field really a dead-end job?
I knew some one who sued a protologist, two weeks after treatment, a finger was discovered.
Are they skilled at prestidigitation?
For an intial visit, a proctologist was attempting to put a patient patient at ease by explaining he was former magician, to which he pulled a large sum of money out of his ass in the form of a bill a week later.
I heard a story where a protologist was slapped by a woman, he quickly turned her over realizing his mistake.
What do they put between hotdog buns?
Are protologists working their way up in the medical field?
Ever heard of the heartwarming story of the proctologist with missing fingers who went on to defy the evens?
Why do they have chairs in their waiting rooms?
