OBL is in the news again after several years. His latest video has been dubbed the "9/11 Anniversary Special." Which sounds supiciously like he's trying to make "career comeback." I'm wonder what format he'll use; Blu-Ray or just Ray? Will he have special musical guest Charo (cucchi cucchi) and comedian Rich Little (really)? No, it didn't have chutzpah and I suspect it won't run next week. It's SOOO off Broadway it couldn't play an alley in Silver Dollar City in Miss-suura (a redneck dinner theatre: not a good place to come out, trust me).

Osama is trying a variety of new looks and seems to pull a "Man of a Thousands Faces" like Lon Chaney (or a drunken mother in denial). His facial features differ from one video to the next like he's going through an identity crisis and several chin tucks. The beard in the latest video is either fake or dyed. A touch of gray is distinguished. Looks as if he's facing a mid-life crisis and chasing tail. Those burkini clad teenagers are nothing but trouble Binny. STAY AWAY from them. You can't roll back the years stuffing sausage into a hot little croissant like those sassy things looking for a new "Sugar Muslim."

I've heard intelligence analysts review the tapes to find a hidden meaning. I think it's pretty obvious, he's crying on the inside and probably on a binge and purge kick. Ice cream goes down happier and comes up easier. Share!

The video has the same background as many of the others. Blah. You'd think a billionaire maniacal international terrorist would have a better video production team. Girl, if he had an iMac with iMovie it would be a marked improvement over his latest fiasco (I'd have those Geek guys look into it, wink, I'm always having computer problems, wink wink). I doubt a duet with Nat King Cole would help his career at this point. Binny, dear, methinks money is tight. If you are being tight with money it shows 'cause there isn't a dry eye in the house right now.

Where is the Army Camo Field jacket? Why did he lose this look? If it works use it! Bono still wears his glasses, we are used to them. It sets tone and makes a statement. It had that whole "Wealthy Militant Muslim Extremist with a touch of Seattle Grunge" look we all grew accustomed to.

I'd give him a fat ONE for stage presence. He doesn't work the camera nor does he "sell" his product. I think he needs a new publicist. Hair and makeup; bad (I know a guy that does hair too, call me). Total effect: It goes over like a Drag Queen in a Burka. Un-Fabulous!

It's almost sad he went from being "Wanted: Dead or Alive" (By Bush and Bon Jovi) to "I honestly don't think about him that often." Is this a last ditch attempt to resurrect a languishing career as an international terrorist? There seems to be a rather odd relationship between Bush and Osama. I feel they each have communication issues and will never resolve their differences by trying to ignore each other or using third parties to send messages.

In the video where he takes credit for 9/11, he was happy and looked like a different man! Full cheeks, laughing happy. I never could understand why he didn't take credit at first and then went all out. Did he run his demographic base and alter the story for higher ratings? He Flip-Flopped like Kerry. He sold out. Now he looks like a wax figurine in Madame Tussauds. Old Queens never die baby, they're just ignored. Did I say that?

Honestly, the flame is faint and flicking on this old star. Binny, you're efforts are looking like bad ideas on Ian Fleming's Italian marble tile floor (out of place and wrinkled). Honey, give it up, all the rouge in the world and a fluffy feather boa isn't going to help if you don't have the dance steps.

You can't change yourself, but be yourself. Class is never changing for the audience, it's about living life large and crying yourself to sleep ALONE, not in front of the audience.

Intervention time: O-Sammy! Stop and look at yourself. Stop. Liza had her Cabaret, you had your moment too. It's over. Stop (yes it hurts). You don't want to end up with an Arabic version of David Gest do you? Stop the self dye jobs and get a professional that knows your hair and use the right product. Chin tucks? You'll end up with Asian eyes and enough skin for a wallet and still be unhappy.