From thejournalnews.com

'Dominatrix' alleges bizarre sexcapade with cop 

GREENBURGH - In X-rated testimony as graphic as a porno flick, a former dominatrix yesterday described a bizarre sexual encounter in the woods she claims to have had with a town police officer.

"He wanted to go to a motel in the Bronx where I would defecate on him, but I told him I was uncomfortable going to the Bronx," testified the dominatrix, Gina Pane, 31, buttoned up in an olive-gray suit with her black hair pulled back in a bun. "I suggested that we go into a woody area. He was very excited."

But she is comfortable enough to shit on him? 

It seems the officer wanted her to deliver or pick up drugs in exchange for not pressing charges. Apparently it's going to be a Dominatrixes word against an officer of the law. Will it be perceived the Dominatrix is full of...

Shit?

The dominatrix, the article goes on to say, has a degree in economics and hoped pursue her goal of working for a hedge fund.  Which seems to be exactly what she did, take a shit on a cop in a wooded area. The cop got in the way, literally. She comes from a "traditional Italian family" and worked as a dominatrix "off and on" (job has it's up's and down's I suppose). I've had a few women shit on me, but not literally. Looks like the officer can turn a shitty day into a good time.

The story basically writes itself.