I've got more to come. Enjoy these.

•     We are a nation of laws, but the current administration doesn't follow them.
•     We are a Democratic Society, but we are losing our rights.
•     You can legally buy alcohol (a depressant), but not marijuana.
•     Voting can make a difference, yet it doesn't.
•     You can get a receipt from an ATM , but not from a Diebold machine.
•     We are for Democratic nations, but not for democracies we don't like.
•     We give education even more money, yet our schools or failing to educate.
•     We are "civilized" yet we kill and torture.
•     Gambling is illegal, unless the state runs it.
•     Murder is illegal, unless you are a soldier.
•     Stealing is illegal, unless you are a CEO.
•     Abortion is immoral, but war is acceptable.
•     Violence is unacceptable even if you try to protect yourself.
•     You have the right to bear arms, but you need to register it.
•     The earth is getting hotter, but "Global Warming" is not real.
•     Jesus taught peace, but Fundamentalists glorify war in the name of a god.
•     The Media promotes integrity but promotes lies.
•     We celebrate free speech, if you are in a "Free Speech Zone."
•     Criminals don't register guns, but honest citizens are required to.
•     Muslims, Christian and Jews worship the same god, yet hate each other.
•     How can each episode of "E.R." be better than the last?
•     Why is "Reality TV" devoid of reality?
•     Why are participants of reality tv shows usually striving to be actors if not already?
•     How can a weapon be called "a non-lethal weapon" and still be weapon? Couldn't wet noodle be described as non-lethal?
• A criminal who robs a convenience store is more despised than a CEO who bankrupts a company and destroys people's pensions.

No my dear reader, none of this shit makes sense. This IS reality. You are simply to accept it, regardless. This is modern civilization.

We've come a long way baby.