I won!
A dollar from the lottery! What to do!?! Should I pay off my bills? Splurge it on a freewheeling spending binge?
The damn IRS took a whopping 6% and that just leaves me with 94 cents, Bastards. Just when I thought I could finally get ahead once in my life!
The dark side of winning the lottery is that all my friends and relatives now want me to lend them money. Sometimes the pressure is unbearable. A coworker asked for a nickel for the soda machine. Shit, do I look like a frickin' bank!
You may call me crazy, but I'm not going to quit my job. I'm simply going to save the remaining 89 cents.
