An Introduction...
I observe, therefore I react.
Do you often wonder why things are the way they are? Question consensus reality?
Things aren't always as they seem. I simply question the phenomenon called "Consensual Reality." Don't believe a word you see here, go find the answers for yourself. Develop a critical eye. Question everything.
These are simply ramblings. Comedic in intent and not meant to be taken too seriously. If offended, you have a limited sense of humor which may be a hindrance in social settings.
Doomsday!
Meteors striking the Earth.
Global warming or dimming.
Iran as a nuclear power.
Suitcase Nukes
Terrorism.
Osama.
Russia's Puty-pute.
Economic Collapse.
And now the nightmare of Methane gas.
TV and the remarkable remote
An early technological feat was the invention of the television remote. Tired of getting up to change the channel? Use the remote!
Zenith is proud to have brought the world 50 years of channeling surfing.
Let me show you there is nothing to be proud of....
For a change
The new face of corporate branding. Make people feel good about buying.
Put a different kind of change in your pocket.
The Wholly Roman Empire
Is Judaism the world’s oldest religious cult? I don't know. One self-hating Jew (if applied today) came as an ethical reformer and was not welcomed. Unfortunately, the majority of the real message of a very unique man was co-opted by the Roman Empire for political reasons and obscured by accounts of his life occurring well beyond his death and rewritten many times by opportunistic clergy. Eh, maybe they didn't 'get it' and wrote around the stuff they didn't understand. It's like a Philip K. Dick novel that just can't be written for the big screen.
Religious Monopoly: Don't go to Hell, Don't collect $200
You too can realize the money making potential of a fire and brimstone Evangelical Ministry to maximize profits.
From ABC News:
'Nobody Goes to Hell': Minister Labeled a Heretic
One Minister Challenges the Idea of Hell and Loses His Congregation
No shit. This minister challenges the whole "Hellfire and Brimstone" story and gets booted from his church.
The Fridge and various sundries
The 'internet enabled' refrigerator. Another useless technological marvel. I guess this gives new meaning to an 'internet appliance.' How many people have bought this and placed it on a desk?
Greeting cards
They are everywhere. You can purchase them in markets and find online Internet greeting cards. In a few seconds, over the Internet, you can wish people well, regardless if they want to be wished well or not. I'm a big fan of online greeting cards because I can filter them out of my inbox easily.
One Percent
Ever hear of the 1% doctrine? It's also called "Cheney's Doctrine" and can be summed up as:
"Even if there's just a 1 percent chance of the unimaginable coming due, act as if it is a certainty. It's not about 'our analysis,' as Cheney said. It's about 'our response.' … Justified or not, fact-based or not, 'our response' is what matters."
Author Ron Suskind wrote the book "The 1% doctrine" that shed light on Cheney's rationale.
What happens when we apply this to everything? If there is a 1% chance...
Vending Machines (Silent Killers)
These are the most nefarious machines in existence. The majority of them are devoted to snack foods, which are as harmful as a blunt weapon, it just takes longer and wreaks more havoc on your body than the aforementioned weapon. If you really want to poison someone, place a vending machine in their house. Fats and sodium are well represented in these "Merchants of Death."
Why are they so well placed? Income is promised to the host (something viruses need to survive). Some retired guy buys a bunch of them as a business opportunity. I assume it's somebody who truly hates humanity and only skill is stocking them and emptying the money. The dream of owning a business after retirement is alluring to people who made it to 65. Obviously not by making visits to vending machines (or VM's in industry logo).
